Description
With lots of wit and a variety of wisdom, this to-the-point handbook advises men on all aspects of life, from topics to discuss all the way through a plane flight with the boss to surefire signs a woman wants to get you into bed. (There are no surefire signs.) Written by Ted Allen, one of the crucial Fab Five on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and Scott Omelianuk, Esquire’s former executive editor, it presents the rules of the game that every man who wants to get ahead should follow in these complicated times. Need etiquette guidance on the job? Find out what to wear on an interview, what things never to order at a business dinner, how to fire somebody, how to ask for a raise, and more. Want ideas to heat up the bedroom? All the time understand that: It’s about her. Aside from when it’s about her. Every page offers a delicious new tidbit of enlightening amusement.
Things a Man Should Know:
The thing is, the clothes do make the man.
Use all the mouthwash and breath mints you like.
Sticky notes aren’t stationery.
Everybody who drinks the office coffee should on occasion make a pot.
On the notion that good girls don’t: Yes, they do.
Menage à trois: French for “In your dreams.”